How does a pizza introduce itself?
Slice to meet you!
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Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do rich squirrels eat?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
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