Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do you call a sad latte?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the fish blush?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?