Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Where does laundry go to college?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?