What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
How does dinner smell?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do hurricanes see?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What fish sings the best?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How did the tree get lost?
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