Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?