Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What name sounds like the past tense?