What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What horn never makes a sound?

Can February March?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do ducks get after they eat?