Why are farmers so laid-back?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?