What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a sad latte?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Which is the worst season?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What kind of water does an angel like?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why is furniture so generous?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
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