What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

Who granted the fish a wish?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?