Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.