What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Apple cyber.
What did summer say to spring?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is summer always sad?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
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