What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What building always gets stains on it?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do rhinos charge?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What's a dog's favorite city?