Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?