What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Someone stole all my lamps.

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?