What did the bicycle call its dad?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What car can't keep a secret?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?