What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
They brace themselves.
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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
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