What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What are you studying in math?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why are maps such great therapists?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?