Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?