What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Which cats love to be petted?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
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