What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
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