What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you find at the end of everything?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
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