What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Iceberg lettuce.
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What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
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What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
How do horses navigate at night?
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