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What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

When does a horse talk?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?