A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?