Why was the tire self-conscious?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What sport do horses love to play?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?