Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What vehicle works the hardest?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What table can you never sit at?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?