What car can you only see twice a year?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?