What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

I'm not a bad putter.

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why are ghosts always single?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How long will dinner be?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?