What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?