What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?