Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

When do astronauts eat?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?