What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's the holiest insect?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?