How much does freedom weigh?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the frog starve?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What did the sick chicken say?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?