Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
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Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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