Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Who is a house's favorite band?
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