What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

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What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?