Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why was the computer cold at work?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
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