What does an attorney say when getting married?

The museum curator needed a break.

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Which singer could always break a five?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Can February March?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?