Why don't wolves like fast food?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?