Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did the snake name his daughter?