Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What school subject really rocks?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?