Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
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