Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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