Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?