Why are baseball games at night?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?