What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?