What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?