What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's a priest's favorite food?