What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

We had a discussion about roses.

What's the richest basketball team?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?