Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
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