Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How do bees get to school?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
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