What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?