Why do cubes make great referees?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What type of car do planets buy?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What is the most faithful insect?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?