What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Bears love exotic cars.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
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