Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Which singer could always break a five?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?