What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
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