Why do football players make great fishermen?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What type of birds stay together forever?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?