Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did March say to the madness?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why is the number 4 so smart?