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What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?