What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?