Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.