Why can't you trust a pig?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How does dinner smell?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?