What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What bird is always sad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
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