What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
By hareplane.
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Families are like fudge.
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
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