What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Families are like fudge.

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?