How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How did the tree get lost?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?