How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
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