Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?