How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
What day is your mom always right?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What type of car do planets buy?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
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