How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What's the most determined bird?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?