How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing—it's on the house!
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do bees buzz?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
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