What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How do bears keep cool?

How did the toad die?

How do you wash a lamb?