What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?