Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
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