Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How did the toad die?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?