What do you get when two plants kiss?
Tulips!
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What insect runs away from everything?
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