What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why did the foal cough?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Which big cat never tells the truth?