What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why was the artichoke so generous?