Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?