What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?