What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?