Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Which animal will never go bald?