What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?