Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Which insect makes the best father?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?