What did the calf play in the school band?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What bird is losing its hair?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?