How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?