What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's a car's favorite TV show?