Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What animals make the best students?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?