Which cats have the best manners?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

How do you make antifreeze?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why do kittens know so much about church?