What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What car always breaks the rules?

How does a cow do math?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What game do cows play at parties?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?