Why did the frog have a long face?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?