What is a spider's favorite book?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What's a forklift?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How do you get straight A's?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?