What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?