Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?