What's the world's weakest animal?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What color are all the books in the library?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?