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What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Which subject has two parts?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

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What do you call a short cow?

What is the most adorable season?

Why does Jesus drive so much?