Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Which subject has two parts?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?