What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?