What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why are ghosts always single?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?