What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?