What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do math teachers eat?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?