Who won the race between two balls of string?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why do math teachers love March?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?