My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?