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What do trees wear to the lake?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call an animal pop star?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?