What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

How did the toad die?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?