What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?