Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What is the coolest country?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?