What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Where do books sleep?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?