What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
Where do German dogs sleep?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a tired tree?
I broke my finger!
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
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