What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What birds make average students?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?