Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
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