Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
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Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
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