How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?