What's black and white and goes around and around?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Which plant has the best roar?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why are skeletons so calm?