What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do fish do at parades?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?