Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

When does a horse talk?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's the saddest part of the week?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?