What season begins with a thud?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What did the confused bee say?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call octopus twins?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?