Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

What insect runs away from everything?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?