What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?