What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why are winter days great?

What's the friendliest national park?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

How do fleas travel?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?