What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
A collared shirt.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How are mountains able to see?
Which insect makes the best father?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
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