Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?