If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Christ-mass!
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is blue and not heavy?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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