What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?