What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do fairies always drink?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why are baseball games at night?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?