Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

When does a horse talk?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?