What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Which insect makes the best father?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

How did the coach get his quarterback?