What do you call a hike across the universe?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?