Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do horses reside?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What is the loneliest cheese?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
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