Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
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Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where does breakfast live?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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