Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's a doll's favorite car?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why are all priests fit?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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