Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Under the cat-mas tree.
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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why do trees have so many friends?
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