What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
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What says: oom oom oom?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Do dads always snore?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How does dinner smell?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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