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How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a baby monkey?