I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
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