I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
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Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the friendliest national park?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
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Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
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