I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What country has the most fish?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How is cat food sold?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
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