What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?